Aries – How To Lose A Guy In 10 days
Aries is all about opposites attracting. They need someone strong to fight with them to stay interested. An Aries also needs someone that challenges them. Their opposite (as frustrating as they can be sometimes) will be a breath of fresh air to them. They will give them that push Aries would never admit they needed, because they are so vain…. and they probably think this article is all about them.
An Aries only has fun when they are playing games. The second things get boring, they are uninterested. Cocky Ben needs an independent girl like Andie to keep him in line.
Taurus – When Harry Met Sally
Taurus is dependable and loyal—they are always there for you, just like your best friend. Taurus needs that comfort and true connection. They want to fall asleep talking on the phone while watching the same movie. While Taureans are romantic, they are not fond of sudden changes, thus it is no surprise they fall for their best friend. Taureans are practical people like Harry and Sally—they weigh the pros and cons before jumping into anything.
Taurus can be very possessive, so it is no shocker they can become possessive over their opposite sex bestie. This possessiveness can be a secret denial of their love for them, just like when Harry met Sally. Taurus can be stubborn like Harry (men and women can be just friends…), but all and all Taurus has a good heart and they want what’s best for you.
Gemini – Freaky Friday
What other sign can switch places with their teenage daughter and fool everyone? Geminis are one of the most adaptable signs—they can jump into almost any role effortlessly. They are quick learners and lovers of the arts, making music a no-brainer in this comparison. Geminis are extremely talented and social. While they master juggling all of their hobbies and heavy social calendars, they have a problem with commitment.
Geminis are extremely indecisive. While they are very well rounded, that is mostly because they can’t make a decision to save their life. They are doctor by day and drummer by night. Geminis get bored easily, thus they keep themselves busy with a million things (and partners) at once.
Their many conflicting sides to their personality make Geminis seem like liars, but truthfully they are just confused half the time. Geminis do not know what they want, so they choose to want everything.
Cancer – Sweet Home Alabama
Cancer, the sweetest of all zodiac signs, is still hung up on their first love. Cancer is known to be the sign of the homemaker. No matter how far Cancer explores, there is no place like home for them. Cancers get attached and emotionally involved very seriously. Their heart is not something to play with. If a Cancer is hurt, they may move away like Melanie and attempt to start a new life in the city to get over you.
Cancers have the toughest shell, but they are the sweetest to the core. They hate looking weak. It takes a long time for a Cancer to let you in, but when you are finally in, you are there for life.
“The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.” Melanie Smoother, everyone.
Leo – Dirty Dancing
Nobody puts Leo Baby in a corner. Leos are natural leaders. They love the spotlight and they love to show off their talents. Leos are extremely creative and passionate. With that passion comes a stubborn fire. Leos are not one to do what is told; they only do what they want. Usually, if something is forced onto them, they run quickly in the opposite direction.
Leos do not break the rules, they make the rules. The Leo lion is not one to follow the herd. They do not always want to marry the doctor your father wanted them to end up with, especially when they would rather fall for the bad boy dancing partner.
Leos have an obsession with greatness. Competition runs in their veins. They love taking centre stage and doing the unexpected. Leos are constantly in competition with themselves—they are always trying to improve. Leos are major go getters, yet they still manage to have a very active social life. They are always trying to have the time of their life.
Virgo – Legally Blonde
Virgos are known for being perfectionists. When they set their mind to something, there is no telling what they can do. “You got into Harvard Law?” “What, like it’s hard?” Just like a Virgo, Elle distracted herself from heartbreak by throwing herself into work.
While the whole premise of going to law school was to get her ex Warner back, she proved she could do better than that. And although technically Elle and Bruiser are both Gemini vegetarians, Elle is posting some major Virgo vibes. Virgos live for logic and reason. They are masterminds for details and they are not one to be messed with. “It’s impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn’t just get it in—I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you’re trying to sell it to me for full price, you’ve picked the wrong girl.”
While Elle Woods is a goddess beyond belief, even she struggles with low self-esteem. Virgos strive for perfection as a defense mechanism. They secretly do not think they are good enough (though they would never let you know that). Virgos kill themselves until they believe they are the best. Do not be fooled by Virgos confident bossy demeanour—they have the toughest exterior and softest interior. Remember, Virgo: “You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself.”
Libra – Clueless
A social butterfly who is beautiful, undeniably popular, oh, and can’t make a decision to save their life… yep, that’s a Libra. Libras are known to be, for a lack of a better word, clueless. While some days Libra feels like a total duchess, other days they think everything they do is wrong.
Libra the sign of the scale represents balance and fair judgement. They do not let negative people influence them, and they always stick up for their friends. As Cher would say when you are dissing on her girl Tai “ You’re a snob and a half.” Libras have good intentions, but not always good outcomes. Despite that, they are always sorry and mean well.
Libra is ruled by Venus and are lovers of beauty, fashion, art, and just love in general. They live for makeovers and taking polaroids. They’re usually the poster child for confidence, but even they secretly play victim to self-pity. And though they may be idealists, they usually know how to get what they want: ”You argued your way from a C+ to an A- ” “Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?” I am, Cher.
Scorpio – 10 Things I Hate About You
Scorpios have some major walls up, just like Kat. They are tough cookies to break, and they like it that way. Scorpios are huge advocates for the truth. They care less about being liked and more about being genuine.
Scorpios love being right more than the love anything or anyone else. Scorpios have that annoying way of always proving everyone wrong. While they do usually win, they need to learn to pick their battles. You do not need to be fake nice for people to like you; however, Scorpios could try to to be less of a know-it all.
Scorpios guard their heart just like Kat does. They have extremely high standards, and they practically make people jump through hoops to get their attention. Scorpio’s holier-than-thou attitude seems arrogant, but in reality, this behaviour comes from insecurity. Scorpios hurt you before you can hurt them. They pretend to hate you, but really they do not hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Sagittarius – Passport To Paris
Sagittarius is the the “now you see me, now you don’t” sign. One minute they are there, and the next minute they are on a train to Paris. Sags basically created the “catch flights, not feelings” saying. Sagittarius loves adventure and romance. They are most likely to get swept away in the moment, but who knows how long that moment will last? Sagittarius will always say yes first and think later. They are heartbreakers, but they aren’t cheaters.
Sagittarians are very impatient, which is why they are known to be flakes. Ironically, they are still incredibly loyal. They may bail last minute on your plans, but they would never stand you up. They will always be your best friend, and even if they are not always physically there, they are still there for you.
Sagittarians are very flighty people. They enjoy freedom and travel. What better way to travel than with your twin sister on spring break to Paris? Mary Kate and Ashley are the epitome of teenage girl goals. They just traveled the whole world throughout their teens and made vacation movies… sounds like a Sagittarius to me.
Capricorn – The Proposal
Capricorns work hard and play hard. They literally almost never leave the office, so it is no surprise when they decide to dip their pen in the company ink. Just like Margaret in “The Proposal,” Capricorn can be a difficult one to love. It is not because Capricorn is unlovable, they are just extremely intimidating.
Capricorns are very goal-oriented and organized. They like structure and they like plans. It takes a lot of effort for a Capricorn to prioritize love over success.
Love doesn’t fit in Capricorn’s daily planner, and that can scare them. Capricorns love control and power. They are almost uncomfortable taking the passenger seat. Just like Margaret, Capricorn needs someone to loosen their stiff soul. When Capricorn finally lets you in and accepts your love, they will do everything and anything they can for their partner.
Aquarius – No Strings Attached
Commitment is the scariest word known to man for an Aquarius. An Aquarius does not even like to commit to weekend plans, let alone a partner. However their fear of commitment has nothing to do with being promiscuous, they just really enjoy their space. They are extremely independent and it is hard for a partner to break through their walls.
Aquarians are deep thinkers with many talents and hobbies. They are so wrapped up in everything they love they tend to forget about the people they love. It is really easy to get mad at aloof Aquarius, but it is even easier to forgive them. One second you are deleting their number, and the next they are making you a Period Mix. Be careful with showing affection toward them. Aquarius needs their freedom, and if they feel smothered, they will run away. As Emma would say, “I don’t need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That’s what I do.”
It takes a long time for an Aquarius to let go of their individual hang-ups and fully become someone’s partner. There will always be some underlying resistance. It is an uphill battle with an Aquarius… but the view is always worth it.
Pieces – She’s All That
Pisces the dreamer of the zodiac. Laney Boggs is your stereotypical Pisces—she is an artist, for Christ’s sake. She says what she feels and she doesn’t think twice about it. Her integrity is more important than popularity. She acts tougher than she seems because she secretly cares what the cool kids think of her.
She hides behind her art and being labelled “misunderstood.” She likes to be different, but low key she wants to fit in, and she thinks Zack is a hunk. Laney doesn’t want to be like the other girls, yet she falls the hardest for the popular boy. Laney is crushed when she realizes Zach’s Prince Charming act was just a Prom Queen bet.
Like Laney, Pisces is artistic, overly-trusting, and a fool for love. Their desire to escape reality can impair their judgement. They are beautiful, tortured souls, and only the deep can understand them.